Now that you've signed away your soul to Satan, and are eternally damned; perhaps you'll want a momento? After all, this can be an event charged with great personal significance. The management at www.necronomi.com is on good terms with Inferno Industries, and has been licensed to print attractive souvenir pacts suitable for framing.
Be proud of your unspeakable betrothal to the Lord of Sin and Wickedness!
Send $3.00 to:
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Teaneck NJ, 07666.
Please also include a self addressed stamped envelope (or manila envelope if you'd rather the item not be folded). Satan himself will inflict a hideous and painful breakout of acne upon all individuals not following the instructions appropriately.